M Busy Wid Susy!!!

Category:: Satire
Source/Inspiration:: Time,World Around Me...
Subject:: Where the hell has Time gone by...



Dreams never happen...

It gets washed away like the everyday shit with no marks left behind...

One fine day dreamt to per4m Rubaru roshni with the perfect guitar chords in a Goan pub...
Some other day dreamt of leaving the audience spellbound with an engaging speech in a jam-packed auditorium...

But ye saala Perfection sirrf dreams n Reel life me hota hai...Real life me such things...No chance!
It never happens...

Why??

May be 'coz I am complacent with just the imagination of these glorious moments...Never actually striving to reach there..

Leave other shit...The basic problem at the moment seems....

TIME kiske paas hai...?

Last weeknd when my pal asked me simply for a Weekend-Long-Drive..
Gave him a funnirious smile and told him the oldest n easiest answer...
"Mushkil hai yaar...Bahut kaam hai...". Woh bola "Yaar...itna busy toh Shashi Tharoor bhi apne golden days me nahi thha...Are u doing sum rocket science by the way...Kahi tu Mars me jaane ki UdanTashtari toh nahi bana raha na akele akele..."

I thot...Ki Udantashtari ka toh pata nahi...But one thing is for sure ki I have lesser time these days than b4...So..Where the hell has time gone by...??

Ghar pe n gf ko call karna bhi time manage karke hota hai...Yu toh pehle jab gully ke yar... Chimpu-Nanku asked me for a Black-Queen card's game or gully-cricket any time of the day... bass maa ki permission leni padti thhi ...ye time ka kabhi locha nahi raha...

So I decided to set my clock on this mission to know...Ki ye saala time jata kidhar hai....N why my Dreams get impossible day by day?

First n foremost I went to Mathematics...it said...
"Boss... same 24 hrs day i gave u earlier too..."

I asked Papa-Mumma n Pyaare-Rishtedaar...
They told ki "Beta...Tu pehle jaisa nahi raha.."


Stuffed n swollen with the 'highly-protein-filled VadaPavs' My Body was found lying with his gf n high on oomph factor 'Miss Laziness'...Went to him n asked ki let's do some gymming yaar....Fantiyo pe style maarenge...But saala naa-nukar karne laga...I guess he was Committed to this weird Lazy gal...I tell u...
Ye ladki ka chakkar babu bhaiya...
Maine bola chal lets meet old pals....For this it had a diff story in his kitty...
"I am in so much love wid ur naughty couch...That I can accomodate only online frens...Isse zyada stamina nahi hai mere paas..."
Saala yahan tak bol gaya ki..."Jo online nahi hai woh toh exist hi nahi karte"
I mean hadd hai...

In between I eavesdropped into the conversation of My Mirror and My face...Mirror was telling to face...Ki "Meri jaan time ko maaro goli..Tum to bass aise hi milte raha karo" ....Silly Mirror I must say...

Then my Quest led me to Money n Comfort::

Comfort was never comfortable wid any task which required extra calories....For instance..when asked for a train trip it replied "Ki koun toh travel karega...Sleeper mere standard ka nahi hai"(Halanki Dada-Kaka-Fufa sab isime ticket ya bina ticket idhar udhar ghum ke zindagi bitaye hai)...
Money replied in commanding mode ki "Ye mantra palle bandh le lifelong ki mujhe sirrf khud pe hi kharcha kar...Woh bhi tere sadde hue dreams ke liye nahi...Only 4 sum realistic stuff in life...Warna main kisi din bin bataye bhaag jaungi pau fatathe hi.."

Watching all this drama... My tennis racket in the corner,the mystery novel on the shelf and the acoustic guitar on the wall started crying insanely...Bolte hai ki I ignore them a hell lot nowadays...

Silencing them I went ahead...Wail of street children from the distant corners of the city started reaching my ears...Who cares for them...I don't care for myself yaar... :)

I didnt disturb 'Mr. Office' for this small issue...Woh shor macha sakta hai..Pol khol karke bolde ki..."U havent invested much time in me anyways... Sabko bata dunga..." Toh is masoom jaan ka kya hoga...

Not so surprising dissatisfaction came from My Galfren wid 'Never-Satisfied-Gf-Complaints'...

Gf ki baate sunke ab tak chup baithe Bhagwaan bhi tilmila gaye...He was heard murmuring..."Ye nanhi jaan bhala kaahe gussa hai...If someones got to be unsatisfied then thats me yaar..."...I remained quiet ...As I almost forgot about him... :P

So with nobody soothing the fire and stopping the blame game inside me...I went to my reliable Chuddy-buddy yaars...
Woh bole "Saale tu humse bhi kahan milta hai". But thankfully here I knew it was either ways...

Yeah its true ki Baapu ji had to fight wid British for freedom but here my freedom-fight is against these rich n spoiled internal de-motivators feeded by me only...Its a hard fight n thankfully I know their names...

Away from this world of grumbles, complaints n blamegames...I went to the Virtually-Satisfying-Virtual-World...

After proper shinakhth it occured to me that all the Gadgets were wooed by my recent per4mance...Which includes my latest 3G andriod OS Cell...My stupid idiot-box, My super-entertainer-frend::My Lappy n the IMDB's highly rated Movies inside it too..Even all SNSs Orkut-FB-Twitter admired me for the kind and unconditional gesture 2wards them...My specially designed foam-sofa-bed was ecstatic too on my inclination to it....

I then looked at myself in Self-Critical-Analysis mode...Why such a drastic change MJ boy...?? Even childhood had its own tasks...School n studies etc were there then too....but i think they were avoidable 4 my pals chimpu n nanku...
I was careless enough to care for others..But now I am careful enough not to care for others..
I have the so called best frens now too...But now we meet seldom using the "Lets meet some day" plans organised on 'MS-Outlook-daily-mails'...Some plans are organised on 'daily-time-n-mind-consuming-FB' but then they end up meeting again on some 'Virtual-World-of-SNS' and stay happily everafter...Best part is ..Most of the times..No one has no complaints...Mumbai jaisi jagah me toh Complaint karne ka bhi time nahi hai...
Tu bhi khush...Main bhi khush...KooglyWooglyWush!!

I wanted to pen some more thngs...But ye uparwale kuch log mana kar rahe hai...Keh rahe hai ki I m supposed to be hell-lot-busy always...Wid or widout reason.. :)
As thats what elevates our Standard in the market these days...Showing how busy r u...Hum bhi koi SRK se kum thode na hai...

As my Dear Uncle Bryan Adams correctly says...

Ki bachcha..

"A 'lil bit of this - a 'lil bit of that
'lil bit of everything - gotta get on track"


18 till i die!!

So inspired by my Wanna-Do-Evrythng-Uncle...I wud switch on my ipod to this track...

Oops..lots of things left to do...N time seems less..

I could have suggested u 2 ponder on all of this shit thot...But I know how busy r u too.... :D So I will also take an excuse here...As u know guys...

"M Busy Wid Susy"