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Category:: College humor
Source/Inspiration:: A pal of mine...
Subject:: Evryoness specially designed
PITWA BHAI
Humare abhinn mitr hai Pitwaa ji jinhe "BEWDA" ki upaadhi se nawaza gaya hai!!!
I wud like to share his sweet but "Out of Scope of Understanding" waali harqate with u.....
"KHARATE"
One morning I heard Pitwa's shout exclusively 4 me ...
His ques wass ki tu neend me itne kharaarte kyu leta hai.???
Maine kaha bhai ...koi intentionally toh leta nahi hu.....Neend me aa jate hai...
But he kept on saying ki ....toh bhi control toh kar hi sakta hai n this n that...
Maine kaha bhai yaar sorry...but isme main kya kar sakta hu!!
Ispe pitwa ne jo bola woh lifelong yaad rahega...His answer wass"Phir bhi Dude kum se kum kharate ki aawaz toh kum kar sakta hai!!" Atleast reduce the volume ya...n believe me guyss...he wass serious & he still believes that!!
"PITWASAN"
On a night b4 exam ...sumtime around 2:00AM...when i stole my sleep disturbed eyes frum blanket...i saw blown up lightss n our pitwa laying down ...crossed legss ..with heavy engg. book in 1 hand and legsss moving in Beethovenss rythm!!
I juss took a nap N there buzzess my alarm @5:00 in early morning n guess what... hess not out with the only difference being now that he is tilted left n left leg rests on right one now.
We have given this aasana the name "Pitwaasan".He cud continue in this cross leg mudra 4 hours without break n finish chapterss n engineering semester courses.
Speciality of Pitwasan iss...That u do not even need 2 leave ur position 4 a glass of water..Yes,till the course finishess!!!
"HATT SAALE"
Humare ghar ki naaliya pata nahi kisi2 weekend pe sab chok ho jaati thhi....block ho jaati thhi.
Gehan adhyayan karne pe pata chala....pitwa ji... niyamit roop se... mahine me do baar... nahana pasand karte hai...aur in do dino ka muhurat aksar shani ya ravi...I mean weekends pe hi padta hai!!!
Maine aadat se majbur hoke face 2 face bol daala ki pitwa bhai ye achchi baat nahi hai!!!Usne full conviction ke saath mujhe dekha aur kaha ki..
Hatt Saale...Kisne kaha ki roz nahana zaruri hai!!! Who said it...?? I tried hard to think abt it...
Phirr main apna sa face leke chal diya..
"PITWA KI DUNIYA"
Hostel Scene: I knocked at his door. He woke up(Yeah he sleeps when world awakes) but as always his eye shutters were trying their best to run down and put a "CLOSED" sign-board.
He looked from the semi opened door gap n said like a pakka bewda,"Tum chalo main aata hu" .Pata nahi kya karke aata thha...'coz most of the times v were denied acces to his room..:P
On one such similar day, our group stormed in 2 his room.Yeah it wass gr8 fight as v were strugglling 4 space to step our legs as evrythin wass messed up n some unknown n dangerous smell reigned in his room...
Bed was covered wid stuff like ironed clothess,Orange peel of his b'day celebrated lasst month,Engg bookss etc.But surprising stuff in all this scene was how n where wass he sleeping in this world of his own..V name this world "Pitwa ki Duniya"
Source/Inspiration:: A pal of mine...
Subject:: Evryoness specially designed
PITWA BHAI
Humare abhinn mitr hai Pitwaa ji jinhe "BEWDA" ki upaadhi se nawaza gaya hai!!!
I wud like to share his sweet but "Out of Scope of Understanding" waali harqate with u.....
"KHARATE"
One morning I heard Pitwa's shout exclusively 4 me ...
His ques wass ki tu neend me itne kharaarte kyu leta hai.???
Maine kaha bhai ...koi intentionally toh leta nahi hu.....Neend me aa jate hai...
But he kept on saying ki ....toh bhi control toh kar hi sakta hai n this n that...
Maine kaha bhai yaar sorry...but isme main kya kar sakta hu!!
Ispe pitwa ne jo bola woh lifelong yaad rahega...His answer wass"Phir bhi Dude kum se kum kharate ki aawaz toh kum kar sakta hai!!" Atleast reduce the volume ya...n believe me guyss...he wass serious & he still believes that!!
"PITWASAN"
On a night b4 exam ...sumtime around 2:00AM...when i stole my sleep disturbed eyes frum blanket...i saw blown up lightss n our pitwa laying down ...crossed legss ..with heavy engg. book in 1 hand and legsss moving in Beethovenss rythm!!
I juss took a nap N there buzzess my alarm @5:00 in early morning n guess what... hess not out with the only difference being now that he is tilted left n left leg rests on right one now.
We have given this aasana the name "Pitwaasan".He cud continue in this cross leg mudra 4 hours without break n finish chapterss n engineering semester courses.
Speciality of Pitwasan iss...That u do not even need 2 leave ur position 4 a glass of water..Yes,till the course finishess!!!
"HATT SAALE"
Humare ghar ki naaliya pata nahi kisi2 weekend pe sab chok ho jaati thhi....block ho jaati thhi.
Gehan adhyayan karne pe pata chala....pitwa ji... niyamit roop se... mahine me do baar... nahana pasand karte hai...aur in do dino ka muhurat aksar shani ya ravi...I mean weekends pe hi padta hai!!!
Maine aadat se majbur hoke face 2 face bol daala ki pitwa bhai ye achchi baat nahi hai!!!Usne full conviction ke saath mujhe dekha aur kaha ki..
Hatt Saale...Kisne kaha ki roz nahana zaruri hai!!! Who said it...?? I tried hard to think abt it...
Phirr main apna sa face leke chal diya..
"PITWA KI DUNIYA"
Hostel Scene: I knocked at his door. He woke up(Yeah he sleeps when world awakes) but as always his eye shutters were trying their best to run down and put a "CLOSED" sign-board.
He looked from the semi opened door gap n said like a pakka bewda,"Tum chalo main aata hu" .Pata nahi kya karke aata thha...'coz most of the times v were denied acces to his room..:P
On one such similar day, our group stormed in 2 his room.Yeah it wass gr8 fight as v were strugglling 4 space to step our legs as evrythin wass messed up n some unknown n dangerous smell reigned in his room...
Bed was covered wid stuff like ironed clothess,Orange peel of his b'day celebrated lasst month,Engg bookss etc.But surprising stuff in all this scene was how n where wass he sleeping in this world of his own..V name this world "Pitwa ki Duniya"
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