Bole toh Saala 1dum DUDE hai....
Category:: Satire/College Humor/Paralysis of Analysis
Source/Inspiration:: Wannabe n Self Proclaimed Dudes...Pals etc...
This blog is dedicated to all those self proclaimed dudess out there...
N I m trying to do 'paralysis of analysis', of the so called overused term "DUDE"...
'DESI DUDE' a term coined 4 :
A species of rough n tough macho man....More popularly known as 'LOUNDE'
Dude ka Style statement:
Dude prefers macho style slight beard over smooth n soft unshaven faces....
Wearing tight t shirts wid torn 'n' preferably sagging jeans, just on the margin of skidding down...
Woodlands over Adidas/Reebok stuff...
Biking on Royal Enfield look n feel alike macho bikes ...If Helmet adds style only then goes for it as typical Dude standards asks to not carry one..
Loves the careless walk as on a beach listening to i-pod wearing cool vests,three fourths and ray-ban style sunglasses...
Dude ke Expressions:
Speaks with husky and dominant voice in public wid a angry young man look.....
Found to pass just a frugal smile when everyone else are laughing hard....
May laughs slightly on really rib tickling jokes....May laugh hard on anyone anytime though...
Does not like long sentences and he never adds a silly 'na' at the end of each sentence like some newbies in english does....
Does not have any soft corner for anyone...
Does not cry...Whatever worse may happen....at the maxx eyes are allowed to get wet with some garnishing of anger....
Does not like sweet romances....saying sweet honey coated lines...unnecessary admiration and bakwaas chit chats...Dude is not found to carry girl friends...however girls are seen following him...
Never gets excited on surprises.....'coz he knows evrythng.
Dude ki Diet:
Mosstly found eating Tandoori roti and Tandoori chicken...
Doesn't follow any diet pattern....
May not boil milk or eggs b4 consumption....
Goes 4 a shot of Espresso over a cup of Cappuccino...Black Tea and Black Coffee are registered Dude Drinks...
Dude ke Basic Traits:
Likes stamina building stuff especially swimming and running....Looks n built up r athlete/sportsman type...
Does not like aerobics or yoga.....Prefers hardcore muscle building ...
Ready anytime,anyplace,any situation to chill out wid uske jigri yaar...
Has never heard of words like nakhra n noutanki and wud not like to hear too....
Wud prefer to fight in public places for his friends and closed ones even if not required....
Prefers hard rock metal music over Jagjeet ghazals... R allowed to call soft music listeners as 'Gals Like'...
Does not like chick flick movies.....any emotional stuff....family dramas..R allowed to call people watching such movies as 'Gals Like'...
Only watches pure action flicks with sci fi overdose preferrably....
Does not like to be called by wordss like sweet....soft and especially CUTE in public...
Does not like hii...bye...thank u...miss u...love u stuff...
Dude ko sunna nahi sunana pasand hai....
Prefers a fag or a glass of bear over all non sense stuff.....In extreme cases some original dudes just like a neat peg of whiskey and abuse(Calling gal like) the ones who dont...
Moust important of all....Dudes r never into blogging stuff... ;)
And last but not the least....These Desi Dudes like themselves to be called as "Desi Dudes"
Source/Inspiration:: Wannabe n Self Proclaimed Dudes...Pals etc...
This blog is dedicated to all those self proclaimed dudess out there...
N I m trying to do 'paralysis of analysis', of the so called overused term "DUDE"...
'DESI DUDE' a term coined 4 :
A species of rough n tough macho man....More popularly known as 'LOUNDE'
Dude ka Style statement:
Dude prefers macho style slight beard over smooth n soft unshaven faces....
Wearing tight t shirts wid torn 'n' preferably sagging jeans, just on the margin of skidding down...
Woodlands over Adidas/Reebok stuff...
Biking on Royal Enfield look n feel alike macho bikes ...If Helmet adds style only then goes for it as typical Dude standards asks to not carry one..
Loves the careless walk as on a beach listening to i-pod wearing cool vests,three fourths and ray-ban style sunglasses...
Dude ke Expressions:
Speaks with husky and dominant voice in public wid a angry young man look.....
Found to pass just a frugal smile when everyone else are laughing hard....
May laughs slightly on really rib tickling jokes....May laugh hard on anyone anytime though...
Does not like long sentences and he never adds a silly 'na' at the end of each sentence like some newbies in english does....
Does not have any soft corner for anyone...
Does not cry...Whatever worse may happen....at the maxx eyes are allowed to get wet with some garnishing of anger....
Does not like sweet romances....saying sweet honey coated lines...unnecessary admiration and bakwaas chit chats...Dude is not found to carry girl friends...however girls are seen following him...
Never gets excited on surprises.....'coz he knows evrythng.
Dude ki Diet:
Mosstly found eating Tandoori roti and Tandoori chicken...
Doesn't follow any diet pattern....
May not boil milk or eggs b4 consumption....
Goes 4 a shot of Espresso over a cup of Cappuccino...Black Tea and Black Coffee are registered Dude Drinks...
Dude ke Basic Traits:
Likes stamina building stuff especially swimming and running....Looks n built up r athlete/sportsman type...
Does not like aerobics or yoga.....Prefers hardcore muscle building ...
Ready anytime,anyplace,any situation to chill out wid uske jigri yaar...
Has never heard of words like nakhra n noutanki and wud not like to hear too....
Wud prefer to fight in public places for his friends and closed ones even if not required....
Prefers hard rock metal music over Jagjeet ghazals... R allowed to call soft music listeners as 'Gals Like'...
Does not like chick flick movies.....any emotional stuff....family dramas..R allowed to call people watching such movies as 'Gals Like'...
Only watches pure action flicks with sci fi overdose preferrably....
Does not like to be called by wordss like sweet....soft and especially CUTE in public...
Does not like hii...bye...thank u...miss u...love u stuff...
Dude ko sunna nahi sunana pasand hai....
Prefers a fag or a glass of bear over all non sense stuff.....In extreme cases some original dudes just like a neat peg of whiskey and abuse(Calling gal like) the ones who dont...
Moust important of all....Dudes r never into blogging stuff... ;)
And last but not the least....These Desi Dudes like themselves to be called as "Desi Dudes"
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