U Know Siddy!!!

Category:: Satire/Humor
Source/Inspiration:: Pals...Pals n Pals
Subject:: Sheikh Chilliness vs Reality

Conversation between Siddy and his best pal...

Take 1::

You know Siddy...MAIN is line ke liye nahi bana hu...
MERA passion kuch aur hi hai yaar....Tu toh janta hi hai MUJHE bachpan se...Bahut saare khatarnaak ideas hai MERE dimaag me...
Khud ki company kholni hai MUJHE 1 din...
Chinta mat kar tujhe bhi chota mota kaam toh de hi dunga...

Saale aakhir tu toh apna jigari hai....

Take 2::

You know Siddy....MUJHE ye shor sharaabe wali hi-fi jagah pasand nahi hai...
MERA taste kuch aur hi hai dosst...Tu toh janta hi hai..City outskirts me masst saa farmhouse ho...
Apna pool...sports courts..Life musst be cool yaar...
MAIN yahan zyada din rukne nahi wala....

Take 3::

You know Siddy... Mujhe ye nakhre wali hot chicks pasand nahi hai...
Apni pasand thodi alag hai dude...Tu toh janta hi hai..Sanwli saloni si thodi gharelu typess honi chahiye bandhi..
Dhingchak maal leke ghumunga toh saalo tum jaise kamine dosto se bachane ki tension alag...

Take 4::

You know Siddy...MUJHE logo ke bolne se koi farq nahi padta...
Kutto ka kaam hota hai bhonkna...Tu toh janta hi hai..Apan bindaas rehte hai without any tension...
Soch ke kisi ne kya ukhada hai aajtak...

Take 5::

You know Siddy...MAIN bheed se thoda alag hu...
MERI priorities thodi alag hai my dear...Tu toh jaanta hi hai MUJHE bachpan se...Ye aam logo ki tarah marwane ka shouk MUJHE nahi hai yaar...
Life me kuch toh different karunga...


N what does our Siddy Boy says...

"Ghanta saale...Main nahi jaanta kya TUJHE bachpan se...Sadiyo se yahi sade gale dialogues bol ke paka raha hai sabko..."