Fairly Unfair !

Category : Social Satire
Source/Inspiration : Internet Forums/Chai Time Discussions...

 

 Always wondered 'Why Fair is considered Fair..and all else as UnFair...?'
Why my eyes differentiate colours... Voting one as High n other as Low...Is that a natural tendency...or someone fused in to me while I was sleeping...

Twitter's OMGFacts  had an interesting fact.."A child is said to b born naturally wid jusss 1 or 2 fears...." Which means if we can force in so many other fears as he grows up....Then forcing some little biases and preconceived notions here n there doesn't sound like a big deal...Take for instance A new born baby, black or white...as the child grows up it starts appreciating the language/color/beliefs of it's new family....

 Humare desh me...The gal is rated high in Cleanliness-Parameter when she is found to b high on 'Doodh-Si- Safedi...' U know that...'Haldi Kesar' se Rang nikhar ke aata hai.. stuff.. Aur phir woh amma ki dard bhari pukaar..Ki kitta saaf sa rang thha mere lakhte-jigar ka...Dhoop me khel khel ke rang utar gaya hai.. Ye ammao ko bhi kaise na kaise prove karna hota hai ki their child was somehow fairer than pados ke Sharma ji ka bachcha...And through all these blame games ...For ammas...'Zaalim dhoop ...Silly cup of Chaai n Excessive playing' remain popular culprits...

N on the other side of the spectrum we have..Some sympathy votes... Thoda 'daba hua rang' hai...(Then a 2 minute pause and after much thought...)...Par Thik hi lagti hai... Dirtiness-parameters has coal leading frm the front... 'Saala Koyle se bhi Kaala thha' remains one of the popular similes of the extremists..

 My fren wid 'The thinking cap' said..."If we wanna penetrate the Indian mindset....One can say ...Angrez raaz raha hai na yahan pe....For long time...Chha gaya hai sabke dilo dimaag pe...Ki Gora matlab ...Royal...Kings....Castle born....N so sounds true for all British colonies..White has ruled over blacks all around the world afterall for long...Oh yeah if Uncle Sam is a..(sorry, was a) step ahead by making different laws for different colours... Then our chaps have it in their Social Core..Deep into the families,roots and thots..So take for instance our most popular timepass.. Bollywood songs...In Antakshari...If u can sing ...50 songs glorifying the so called Saaf athhva gora rang...U can find not much, but some 5 or 6 on Sanvla Rang(Govt Approved\Appreciated Variant Of Black) too... Kaala Rang has few mentions like that legendary Mehmood track .... Even that song had the black guy playing servants role n singing hard to convince that even though he is a Black.. He is a good guy..big hearted... And no prize in guessing that such misconception do exist in other parts of world too..."
 My 'I M Damn Serious' fren told me..."Generalizations on a race/caste/groups...particularly of bad kinds are the most polluting elements which one could get in his life... Why does your experiences wid a particular guy.. colors your views on a whole race...On typing Why black..Google Suggestions predicts... Why black people are so rude...or so loud...or so ghetto... or so poor...?? Thanks God it also predicts.. So athletic... And why white people are so beautiful...better...funny...and some negative bias here too...Why white are Caucasian..and racist... Strange Generalizations... "
 N the 'God admiring' fren whispered in between..."God makes no mistakes mate.... We are all different colors 'coz thatss the way he wanted it...."
 Lehrata balkhata...Mera Shayrana dosst also jumped into the bandwagon... 
"हमसे  किस्मत  वाले  तो  वो  है  ...जो  देख  नहीं  पाते ...

कि  देख  के  भला  हमने  क्या  पा  लिया...."

और फिर  मियां... यूँ  कि..  किसी ने  दुरुस्त ही फ़रमाया है ....
"जब  शब्दों  में  ही कालिख  का रंग पुता हो ... फिर अफसानो  पे  असर  तो  लाज़मी   है "
Ye sab sun ke KonFujiya ke 'Lets start from basics' fren bola ki..."Execuse me ...Haven't all of us evolved from Apes ....Ye Manu-Ila...Aadam-Havva jo thhe..In par kounsa rang puta thha.."
 Ispe 'Think Different' fren gussa karte hue phoota ..."Main bata raha hu ki language is the reason for all this shit...Or rather English to be precise... " Stupid-O-Gracias...
Apna Local Rowdy-Rathore bola ki..."Dekhi Gori chitti...Ghumi Sitti Pitti... Baba re..Bygod Jaan le li...Aaye Haaye...Kya chamakta hai... khila hua rang...Sonni si kudi ka..." 
Standing Committee said.."Money created the difference.Waise bhi har fasaad ki jad iss... Money O Honey...."
One Nice Analogy came.. "C when u wrk hard n sweat... U get more tanned..more black...So born a black simply means born a worker..." Ohhh Ok Sir....

Listening to all of this brainstorming..... all pioneers/victims of the BlackVsWhite movement woke up in heaven...Luthers n Jacksons sent me flowers frm heaven...Michael JaiKishan BBMed me straight from heaven...
"I Did Not Spend my Life Being A Color u retardo...As it never matters If You're Black Or White..." BTW Thnxx MJ ... :)  We miss u thoroughly...

Wrapping up the chilly milly discussion...'I Know It All' fren summed up ki "Bhai Kul-Mila ke aisa hai ki every person in the world is somewhat racist...Just that some r more ..some r less.. Born wid sum stupid colour...N afford to have a stupid ego on it..I know... its too much...But aisa hi hai...Infact...Let me tell u a secret....We are all shades of brown. Some lighter, some darker...." Hush Hush Secret-Secret...Brown sounds cool...N no BlackOrWhite confusion too... :D

 So now...Is this even a relevant discussion...?? Under the Sun.. Lotss hv changed...Gen-X doesn't give a damn to this age old concern ...Agreed...But I guess.. Jab tak this Stupid Fair & Lovely sells big time...Tab tak...Relevance of this topic is not losst...  :D

With the finishing line in sight...wud like to end this Black-N-White discussion wid some inspiring lines..

"Ohh I still C color ...   Not the brilliant hearts behind... 
Ohh I claim to C the real... Someone please make me Color Blind..."